Maria Zacharova, spokesperson for Russian MFA, is one of the greatest examples of Kremlin propagandists lifelong battle with Occam’s razor.
She seems to specialize in convoluted explanations of international criticism of Russia’s rogue state behavior that blame everyone else, except for the actual regime in question.
Here is her magnificently illogical take on the resent decision by Angela Merkel to seek sanctions against Russian hackers over Bundestag cyberattack.